Los locos en Singapur tambíen

Turns out that it isn't just UVa receiving its fair share of nuts. Apparently these are the memories of Singapore I'm missing out on:

suraj says: dude
suraj says: this term
suraj says: all of us have been running into lots of weirdos here in spore man
Song says: like wot?
Song says: update ur blog, man
suraj says: u have no idea - ur country has some pretty scary characters
suraj says: i cant write bout it as interestingly as u manage it
suraj says: like one dude we met at newton food court at 4 AM in the morning
suraj says: this drunk singaporean indian
suraj says: who came and sat nex to yogi, chintan, ritwick, atish, ashish and me
suraj says: we were having supper after a party but none of us was drunk
suraj says: man this dude was crazy...he started talking loudly about indian history - with a british accent
Song says: haha
suraj says: he was talking bout india's war wid china
suraj says: and shit in our history which no one knows about
suraj says: then he has no money and wants a fag...so he asks the cigarette shop dude to give him a pack
suraj says: the shopkeeper refuses
suraj says: then this guy goes and abuses him like crazy
suraj says: and the WHOLE food court is looking at us
suraj says: and we dont know how to turn down this dude cos hes drunk
suraj says: u know possibly doped actually
suraj says: this was the first weirdo we met
suraj says: then yesterday
suraj says: chintan, yogi and i were coming out of kopitiam
suraj says: and we met undi and shivram
suraj says: and we were generally talking - opposite SESS bld
suraj says: now chintan wanted to smoke but he dint have a lighter
suraj says: so he went to these 2 european chics (very hot ones i might add) who were smoking
suraj says: and used their lighter
suraj says: now 2 tables next to those foreigners
suraj says: was sitting one old chinese dude
suraj says: who calls chintan and asks - "dont u have ur own lighter?"
suraj says: chintan explained to him tht he left his at home
suraj says: then this guy for no reason gets all aggressive and starts shouting - dont u have money...yada yada
suraj says: it became pretty confrontational...
suraj says: then we were more chaps so we stopped chintan and then we went to SESS
suraj says: this dude was eyeing us all over from the distance man
suraj says: every time wed look at the dude
suraj says: hed get up all ready to like - let me kick ur ass come down here u coward - kinda look
suraj says: and he was hanging aruond Kopitiam for like 2 hours after this happened
suraj says: WEIRD!!
suraj says: then this morning i was returning from my uncle's place...this is like 40 mins ago
suraj says: and at selegie street...nex to peace center
suraj says: there is this well-dressed chinese dude...possibly 24-26 yrs old...with a big purple gun which shoots out small balls
suraj says: and every passerby who crosses him...this dude takes aim as if hes gonna shoot u...and he keeps aiming at u till u walk away from him
Song says: wtf
suraj says: like hes a sniper and hes gonna jus shoot u
suraj says: he then did this to me also
Song says: u're seriously surrounded by blogworthy weirdos
suraj says: and tho its jus a ball
Song says: i'm stealing ur stories
Song says: and posting it on my blog
suraj says: its from a considerable distance
suraj says: hahaha do tht
suraj says: and ur always wondering
suraj says: when hes gonna fire
suraj says: its seriously spooky man
suraj says: and EVERYONE around u
suraj says: is looking at u
suraj says: everytime he takes aim
suraj says: everyone is looking at the sniper and the passerby
suraj says: wish i had a camera
suraj says: now i know the value of a fone camera!!
Song says: see!
Song says: this is why u need to invest in tech